February 2011
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c-peterson: lookatthisfrakkinggeekster: Sci-fi! Lady Gaga - Born This Way Oh man… This more than makes up for the Alejandro video.  PS - I fapped. I kept wanting to break out into “Express Yourself” - Lady Gaga’s music sounds more and more like ’80s Madonna each time I listen.
Feb 28th
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I don't even know what 'witty' thing to say about... →
stuft: there is a joke in there somewhere about men’s brains being in their crotch, but would that mean they wear their jockstrap on their head? Yeah, I’m pretty sure I can authoritatively say this is NOT how to put on a jockstrap.  And I don’t even wear one!
Feb 28th
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A hangover can last more than 1 day, right?
Asking for *ow ow my fucking head* a friend.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Do you get easily distracted when you’re trying to get work done on your computer? Check out these helpful - hey look! a puppy!
Feb 24th
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A Word of Warning for Men Out There...
If, for some reason that will remain unsaid (or at least discussed in another post later), you happen to be shopping for a jockstrap while at work, the moment you come across a webpage that has a model’s bare ass positioned in “all it’s glory” on the screen will be the exact moment your boss comes by to ask how the project you’re working on is coming along.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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rossrants replied to your post: I also see a little Jake Gyllenhaal! no one else saw Clooney? Actually, back in high school I got the ‘you look sorta like George Clooney!’ quite a bit.  This was back in his E.R. days as Dr. Ross (nothing like sharing a name with a character to automatically get people to start making those comparisons!) . I may have attempted to get his...
Feb 24th
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ladyofleisuredc asked: I also see a little Jake Gyllenhaal!
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onegirlrambles replied to your photo: Taking things a little too far. I can’t read it. =( alohabetty replied to your photo: Taking things a little too far. What am I looking at here? Click on the picture to see the large size - the license plate on the car on the left.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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destructospin asked: Zombie Strippers: REALLY NOT THAT GOOD ANYWAYS.

Zim was a good choice :)
Feb 24th
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“I’ve never gone wrong in life by assuming people are smart.”
– Merlin Mann (aka @hotdogsladies)
Feb 24th
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recursiverecursion: “[TRIGGER WARNING FOR STALKING] A guy throws rocks at a girl’s window in the middle of the night. He won’t take no for an answer—he must date her! He serenades her, shows up at her classes, waits at her car. These could be scenes from a burgeoning romance or a stalker gone mad—American culture doesn’t differentiate, really. If a woman does those things, however, she’s always a...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I tan topless, too.
Just thought you all would want to know. . . . Aren’t you glad I didn’t post a recent picture during that chest-hair meme, now?  Pretty hard to get THAT kind of image out of your head on a Wednesday afternoon…
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I'm guessing it wouldn't be the best idea to watch...
Actually, come to think of it, it’s probably NEVER a good idea to watch a movie called “Zombie Strippers”. More Invader Zim at lunchtime it is, then.
Feb 23rd
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Chrome Nanny - Experiments in Tumblr Blocking
So I mentioned a while back that I was going to start policing myself on Tumblr by using the Chrome Nanny extension to limit time on the site to X minutes every Y hours (currently 30 minutes every 2 hours).   Although there’s times I am just on for 3-4 minutes during a coffee-break, I felt I needed to start such a measure when I realized a couple of months ago that I had whiled away an entire...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Truthful Tuesday
I’m currently eating a tin of sardines (in mustard sauce) straight out of the can, with a spork. . DON’T JUDGE ME TUMBLR, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. . On a more positive note - this almost completely ensures I will not be bothered by anyone stopping by my desk for the rest of the afternoon.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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cognitivedissonance: The places you’ll actually go. Truthful Tuesday?
Feb 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
Girl Talk (15) Mumford & Sons (7) Spoon (2) The All-American Rejects (2) Bad Religion (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Random Wikipedia Page of the Day: Jumiles
Jumiles are small stink bugs of the species Atizies taxcoensis native to the Taxco region of the state of Guerrero in Mexico. Jumiles are collected for making sauce and for use as a taco filling. They may be eaten alive. The beginning of the jumil season on November 1st is the occasion of a large fiesta in Taxco. Fiesta-goers gather in the mountain park of Huisteco to collect jumiles and to...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Screw You, All You Presidents
The post office is closed today, so I won’t get my next Netflix movie (The Town) until Wednesday. My daughter’s preschool is closed today, so my wife has to skip one of her desired fitness classes to take care of her. Yet it’s not an important enough day for ME to get to take off work, apparently. Worst of all worlds, so I repeat - screw you, all you presidents.
Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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I am pausing my first-ever viewing of Scott...
Folks, I have an addiction, plain and simple.
Feb 19th
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Vindicated
I snuck down to my coworker’s desk after he left for lunch and yes, he did indeed have my drawings. I’m not going to confront him about it - he may not have realized what I was asking about, even though it’s a pack of 40 drawings that are clipped together.  I’m just happy to have them back so I can get this crap finished before I need to leave today. Don’t the...
Feb 18th
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Feeling stabby
I had a set of drawings on my desk.  They were right there. One of our drafters came by with a sheet of paper and asked a question, and now my drawings are gone. I called him and asked if he accidentally took them.  He said he didn’t. I can’t think of where else they would be, but now it would be awkward to walk over to his desk and see if he was fibbing. I need ninja skills so I...
Feb 18th
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I want to be all reciprocal with the questions and...
caustikgrip: Wil they let you download Chrome or FF? Or if not, can you put an instance of Chrome Portable or Firefox Portable on a flash drive and run that on your computer without installing anything?
Feb 18th
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Well THAT blows...
Got a call my brother-in-law, the mechanic.  I had dropped off my old ‘97 CRV for service because it needed an oil change and something funky is going on with the door locks (AKA they’re rusted out, just like the rest of that rustbucket). Turns out not only is the drive belt frayed all to hell, but there’s a 4” crack in the radiator and the thing is about to burst....
Feb 18th
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: Why do people fight so damn hard to be... →
spektorish: To the point where they alienate themselves and create a suffocating cloud of superiority around them? “Oh, I only listen to really obscure bands. You wouldn’t know them. Sorry you’re into mainstream so much.” “I spend many hours on end reading philosophy, writing novels. It’s probably too intellectual for you.” Especially online. It’s so easy to get away with being really cool...
Feb 18th