September 2011
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Oh yeah, it's a good day...
Got laid paid today
Work is hosting a golf tournament today, which means I leave early, have lunch and drinks and dinner all paid for while I enjoy the nice 75 degree weather on the golf course
Afrin to the rescue, subduing my runny nose once again!
Finishing off a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee as I type this
Finishing off a work assignment that has been bugging me for weeks as I type this
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idrvfast replied to your photo: Really wish I had seen this play last weekend so I…
Seems rather self-explanatory to me.
I guess I’m just curious as to the circumstances that allowed Jenkins to not only catch his own pass, but net 35 yards off it (before or after the reception) before finally fumbling the ball.
This description is the football box score equivalent of someone...
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Occam's Lady Schick Razor: "When faced with...
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Push play and sing along - don’t even try to...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-25) →
Green Day (5)
Party Ben (5)
Titus Jones (4)
Mike Doughty (4)
DJ Tripp (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Like a jagged piece of dull glass
Forgot my razor on this little trip to Houston, and “borrowed” one of the little courtesy pack razors from the front desk. That thing was as dull as a table knife, and but had no problem scoring my face in multiple places instead of getting rid of this two-day growth.
I got to my chin area and said “Fuck it, I’m going to look like I’m growing a goatee today.”...
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Happy Birthday
mobocracy:
Katherine: I can’t believe you’re 32 Me: I prefer to think of it as being `2^5` Katherine: I’m embarrassed for both of us right now.
Genius. And since I’m also 2^5, this is how I will now be responding to requests for my age.*
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*When I don’t care about looking like a complete dork to the person I’m answering, as I’m sure about 99.5% of the...
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A weekly occurrence in college
Roommate: Do you smell that?
Me: What?
Rommate: I don't know, but it's really foul.
Me: *sniff* Dude, that's you.
Roommate: So it is. Be right back, deodorant time.
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2 Skinnee J’s - BBQ
Let’s get this party...
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He-yous-ton Bound
Word on the street is a coworker and I must be in Houston next Monday and Tuesday for an inspection for work. I don’t know many details yet, but if anyone’s interested in meeting up and letting me buy them a beer, let me know. We’ll be staying at the Courtyard Marriott where the North Loop Fwy meets up with West Loop, if that gives you an indication of how far away from...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-18) →
Bad Religion (5)
The Shins (5)
Elliott Smith (4)
The All-American Rejects (3)
Dave Matthews Band (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Random Wikipedia Page of the Day: Taraxippus
The Taraxippus (plural: taraxippoi, “horse disturber”, Latin equorum conturbator) was a presence, either a ghost or a site, that frightened the horses during races at the Panhellenic Games.
At Olympia, the Taraxippos Olympios was identified variously. Some said it was the ghost of Oenomaus, harming chariot racers as he had harmed suitors of Hippodamia. Others say it was a tomb...
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I've been a bad, bad girl...
lustnotfound:
The No License ticket, I will not be paying. So, I’m going to court tonight to contest it. I don’t think it’s very just for someone with a license that’s been expired for three days to have to pay the exact same $200 fine as people who have had their license revoked for multiple DWIs or for hitting a construction worker. I’ll be taking my shiny, new license with me to prove that I...
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Thing #3 you never want to hear your 3-year-old...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
Old 97’s (14)
The Kleptones (5)
Adele (2)
Lady Gaga (2)
Etta James (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-4) →
House of Heroes (3)
Eels (2)
The All-American Rejects (2)
Mike Doughty (2)
The New Dominion (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Attention Modern Rock / Indie Bands
Most of you out there get it, but some don’t seem to have a fracking clue. I shouldn’t have to tell you this crap, but it appears I must. I’m not a music snob. I buy all of my music. I occasionally buy merchandise. Please listen to me, as I am most likely a paying consumer of your work:
If every track of your music sounds like something may be wrong with my music-playing...
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Attention Brief/Boxer-Brief Manufacturers:
It is not physically possible to urinate with your unit bent into the shape of a letter Z.
Therefore, there is very little value added to you including a fly built into your underwear.
Just thought you should know, as apparently nobody has previously told you. I can only assume this is the case seeing as you continue to manufacture apparel that has functions that do not help, and in fact often...
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My daughters are a little unclear on the concept...
(Not the Black Spiderman they are referring to.)
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Scientists make the kinkiest lovers. Especially...
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Wait....What?
[Image removed because it added nothing to the purpose of my reblog]
fuckyeahtattoos:
This is my second Ien Levin tattoo. He is from the ukraine and is one of the best tattoo artists I’ve ever seen. His personal artwork is amazing and I plan on getting even more work of his done on my arm. It would be an honor to get tattooed by him himself one day!
[Above bold/italicized text by me]
So...
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Truthful Tuesday
I have a problem with finishing thi
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