Things I Don't Understand #562
Cleaning up before a house-cleaner comes to visit. I mean, aren’t you paying them to do it? I can understand putting toys away, moving mess off counters and getting stuff up off the floor, but anything more than that seems like a redundant effort. Thoughts?
Monday Morning Haiku
My girls grow quickly. With long office days, I’ve lost more than just an hour.
Phrases you don't hear that often
“Ok, I’ve just got to let my nipples dry first”
Worst (or Best?) Telemarketer Ever
*My cellphone rings*
Person who I'm not sure is a telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to Lillian please?
Me: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
Person who is trying to speak with Lillian: Oh, ok. Would you be interested in hearing about a cruise?
Me: No thank you.
Person who is now obviously a telemarketer, albeit a poor one: Ok, have a nice day.
Me: You too!
Dear Google Play, Amazon MP3, iTunes Music Store,...
Why is it so difficult for music players/sites to adopt a file-naming standard that includes track, title, AND artist name? ID3 tags are nice and all, but some of us still move files around on our hard drives and cheapo mp3 players manually. And when I have 20 tracks in a folder that are named 01 - Song Title 1, 01 - Song Title 2, 01 - Song title 3, etc. (all from different artists) it makes it...
If I load this sandwich up with enough onions,...
Because I REALLY need to get some work done without being interrupted.
Need help with a term
What is the term for where you “discover” someone online and proceed to follow them on a bajillion different social networking sites? Like say, hypothetically, my friend follows someone on twitter, discovers their flavors.me page, proceeds to follow them on tumblr, last.fm, goodreads, blogger, etc. I’m thinking terms like “superstalking”,...
Glad to see I'm not the only pen fanatic
Missed these responses when I posted my pen “review” earlier this week: pandemichaha replied to your photo: I found a new favorite pen. I am in love with this… Thanks for letting us know. I love a good pen, but hate forking out $ for ones that really are pricey crap. fading-roses19 replied to your photo: I found a new favorite pen. I am in love with this… cost? I think...
More often than not, when someone is telling me a...