Synopsis: Man with amnesia has to sleep his way through all his ex-lovers to regain his memory.
Title: THE PORN IDENTITY
You can send my royalty checks via PayPal, Adult Movie Industry. You’re welcome.
I wasn’t trying for a goatee, I just couldn’t stand up long enough to shave the rest of my face…
Dear hotel amenities booklet maker, do you also work for the Department of Redundancy Department?
Merry Christmas from Bahrain! (at Ric’s Country Kitchen)
A towering “pearl” of Bahrain.
Starting to feel like I’m resembling the putz on the bottom. (at Healthy Calorie)
Night running on the sands of Bahrain. (at Juffair)
“Many women also believe that wearing a brassiere will prevent their breasts from sagging later in life and that breasts cannot anatomically support themselves.[5] Health professionals have, however, found no evidence to suggest that wearing a bra for any amount of time slows ptosis of breasts.[6] Bra manufacturers will only claim that bras only affect the shape of breasts while they are being worn.[7] A bra only provides support to women’s breasts while they are wearing the bra.[8]” — Wikipedia
Time to crochet my way to Bahrain.
Cutlerish. I mean, Cuttlefish.
Anyone for giant spider crab for lunch?
Soft Sawfish underbelly.
Jellies
Going “incognito” for Halloween.