Hi! I’m Ross, a 32 year old geek, dad, husband, bookworm, tech-junkie, runner, engineer, and aspiring jack-of-all-trades. I like to share and I play well with others. Short stuff goes here, long stuff on my blog.Tumblr (3.0; @rossruns)http://rossruns.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce893715ee9c1210beb65e85d8a9a232/tumblr_mn9w1727GF1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In case you were unaware, The Bean likes SpongeBob just a tad.</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/51178912775http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/51178912775Thu, 23 May 2013 18:34:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d380352d7b491bb8be6bd62254b017f5/tumblr_mn9dmprE591qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not every day you see a man walking around Wal-Mart carrying a shofar.</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/51153250006http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/51153250006Thu, 23 May 2013 11:56:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47ae1363af0c0b8e9249049822d07de6/tumblr_mmyqcui3Oe1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Intrepid Cub Reporter</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50679001900http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50679001900Fri, 17 May 2013 17:58:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f6a4e74bf556480912fe377a8cec9c2/tumblr_mmy9nuQ8Q01qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sooo gross, yet I want to try it…</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50657271610http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50657271610Fri, 17 May 2013 11:57:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fc8c91ad0797413eba7bfcbff7c877f/tumblr_mmy6o9GudC1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mayday, mayday, man down!</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50654158718http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50654158718Fri, 17 May 2013 10:52:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/465838783bf6dad90c7764189cb47705/tumblr_mmnj52kasn1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, at least they’re not waiting until Sunday morning to get their Wal-Mart cards and gifts! #MothersDay</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50193561310http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50193561310Sat, 11 May 2013 16:48:38 -0400mothersday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75add144def9b14fc1218fc27e4e3ee2/tumblr_mmlt08Ahcv1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nope, still not a tree…</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50117712462http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50117712462Fri, 10 May 2013 18:26:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e36837a7bdfa26e1aaa5e15a84bdc235/tumblr_mmlsqrUZdS1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello little tree frog! What are you doing on that umbrella pole? Tree frogs belong on trees, silly!</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50117308769http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/50117308769Fri, 10 May 2013 18:20:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/377eb2dc107fed3250437397e45abdf4/tumblr_mlkpuuaByp1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let’s go #Mets - everyone here is cheering for you this afternoon!</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/48470196619http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/48470196619Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:47:18 -0400mets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1daf311d2a0d9bfe3babd0fb8a303420/tumblr_ml9amgGpNc1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lunch date with the Color Princess!</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47968038448http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47968038448Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:44:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f4b7379ceefe90ac506bb32da7c1d4a/tumblr_mku74hgBrN1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lester was always the non-conformist of the group.</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47275003314http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47275003314Sat, 06 Apr 2013 10:05:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/252327fa2e2c8be1636cee03b15f61d0/tumblr_mku6v6ao401qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting friendly with a baby gorilla</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47274685966http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47274685966Sat, 06 Apr 2013 09:59:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/305ac0b9ab2a7ffe19b569aba4ae95f3/tumblr_mkor37B6Ex1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why hello there giant anthropomorphic penis, how are you today?</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47026555523http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/47026555523Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:30:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/014dbfb7233a8bd4f215f7cd73ade8ee/tumblr_mknjqrqf9e1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m gonna beat the pants off my seven year old next time we break out the board games.</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46976617915http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46976617915Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:54:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b93a1cf8590a926bf7c8e53768438604/tumblr_mknb5wUSMc1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Private balcony at our getaway on the lake (at The Lodge On Lake Lure)</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46961203316http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46961203316Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:49:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8df8c253dbfa9d0f18b0dff334c51d1b/tumblr_mkbzylG5xn1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Snuggle time…</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46434141215http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46434141215Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:13:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/094dad9caaec9540ef93f00941b510ba/tumblr_mk9b6ol94g1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look up.</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46323454419http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46323454419Tue, 26 Mar 2013 03:23:12 -0400<p>Synopsis: Man with amnesia has to sleep his way through all his ex-lovers to regain his memory. </p> <p>Title: THE PORN IDENTITY</p> <p>You can send my royalty checks via PayPal, Adult Movie Industry. You&#8217;re welcome.</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46242287321http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46242287321Mon, 25 Mar 2013 06:21:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb307faa4fe7ffdb1d8c9b931d11586b/tumblr_mk7luvZGna1qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wasn’t trying for a goatee, I just couldn’t stand up long enough to shave the rest of my face…</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46240535917http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/46240535917Mon, 25 Mar 2013 05:18:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/426af64895b5998b838cfc3e14ef7c16/tumblr_mfwcu8ilR51qe2zgxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dear hotel amenities booklet maker, do you also work for the Department of Redundancy Department?</p>http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/39302637794http://rossruns.tumblr.com/post/39302637794Mon, 31 Dec 2012 08:15:43 -0500