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» Sarkastickunt: KIDS ARE ASSHOLES

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sarkastickunt:

Sure, sure..when they are first born they are all cute and shit and they smell good and they look pretty and they fit right in your hand and it’s impossible not to get sucked in by the huge amounts of cute.

But don’t be fooled.

They get bigger. They outgrow those cute soft fluffy pajamas that…

This is SO true that I can’t understand how the earth is still populated.

There is a funny quality about the human brain - when it comes to procreation, there are short circuits involved that completely bypass any thoughts of future consequences.  This includes but is not limited to the fact that all kids resulting from said procreation will be assholes, and the incredible pain experienced when giving birth to a child (even in women who already went through it!)

If humanity didn’t have this built-in short-circuit behavior, humanity would have died out after Adam & Eve had Cain. 

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