Eclectic Ramblings and Bite-Sized Whimsy13/07/2012
Drake is the reason Canadians get a bad rap.
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15/12/2011
You don’t have Stranger in a Strange Land in stock? I see. I guess I’m in the - (wait for it) - nah, I’ll just look elsewhere.
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03/05/2011
I don’t know Kung Fu.
But attack me, and I’ll kick your ass with my black brown belt in Jew-Do.
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05/04/2011
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
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This pun brought to you by the Council for Mathematical Humor.
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29/03/2011
The Most Groan-Inducing Programming Joke You’ll Ever Hear
A SQL statement walks into a bar, sees two tables and says:
“Hello, may I join you?”
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16/03/2011
The puns… they’re so horrible… ow ow ow!
Oh my god - they’re so bad, you almost have to give yourself a lobotomy afterwards.
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20/01/2011
» UnPunkMonk: shiraselko: jamonthirteen: “I fell in love with you because you posted...
“I fell in love with you because you posted pics of your cleavage, talked about your vagina, & made sexy replies on Tumblr. Now I’m angry with you because you’re still posting pics of your cleavage, talking about your vagina, & making sexy replies on Tumblr.” -…
Ladies, don’t listen to a single damn word of this - feel free to continue to post pics of your cleavage, talk about your vagina, and make sexy replies on Tumblr. A good man is willing to listen to anything you need to get off your chest. (*cough cough chest cough cough*)
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