Drake is the reason Canadians get a bad rap.
You don’t have Stranger in a Strange Land in stock? I see. I guess I’m in the - (wait for it) - nah, I’ll just look elsewhere.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
This pun brought to you by the Council for Mathematical Humor.
The Most Groan-Inducing Programming Joke You’ll Ever Hear
A SQL statement walks into a bar, sees two tables and says:
“Hello, may I join you?”
The puns… they’re so horrible… ow ow ow!
Oh my god - they’re so bad, you almost have to give yourself a lobotomy afterwards.