29/08/2011
Herman/Yvonne
2012 Presidential Ticket.
Presidential Aide: “Mr. President, you have a press conference in 15 minutes.”
President Pee Wee: “I know you are, but what am I?”
Aide: “Sir? I don’t understand.”
Pres: “There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.”
Secret Service Agent: “Mr. President, are you feeling all right? You’re not making much sense right now.”
Pres: “The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting…”
Agent: *on radio* “We have a situation here. ’Big Top’ may have just suffered a stroke of some sort. Get the medical team here, pronto!” "Sir? I think you should sit down for a moment.“
Pres: "I feel just PERFECT! In fact, I can’t remember when I felt quite so COZY down here!”
Doctor: “Mr. President, how are you feeling? Can you tell me what day it is?”
Pres: "I can’t remember.“
Doc: "Uh oh. Can you tell me who is President of the United States right now?”
Pres: "I can’t remember.“
Aide: "Can you remember anything?”
Pres: “I remember….the Alamo.”
*Texans everywhere cheer*
Doctor: “Christ. I’ve seen this before. Someone get the President his bike, right away! This is NOT a drill folks - it is a matter of LIFE and DEATH!”
Pres: "Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!“
Doctor: "It’s too late. We’ve lost him. *sigh* Oh well, get Miss Yvonne over to the Oval Office, and we’ll swear her in. No need to rush - this idiot’s not going anywhere now. Not without his bike, that is.”
Former Pres: *mimics talking on the phone* “Yes, I understand.” *hangs up* “That was the president again. I’ve got to steal back the X1 before the Soviets find the secret compartment containing the microfilm. The future of the free world is riding on this one.”
Photo posted at 13:07
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25/10/2010
Generic formula for a newscast. Oddly lulling while incredibly funny.
Video posted at 07:44
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