Eclectic Ramblings and Bite-Sized Whimsy01/03/2012
Scruffy-Scruff Thursday.
Photo posted at 09:41
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10/02/2012
OK, it’s late for SST, but if you’re looking for that special Valentine’s Day gift, how about a 55 gallon drum of unscented, water-based lube? Now over 40% off the list price!
(via Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care)
Photo posted at 08:27
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09/02/2012
SST anyone? (But next time, let’s skip the rubber band, please. Ouch.)
Video posted at 10:36
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06/10/2011
Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains
For SST - My ears (and heart) melt for Shirley Manson.
Video posted at 14:24
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22/09/2011
20 plays
2 Skinnee J’s - BBQ
Let’s get this party started
I’ve got the gas grilled started
I wanna see your weenie sizzle
I wanna see your burgers burnt
I wanna see you toast your buns
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
I’ve got the gas grilled started
So lets get this party started
Pump up the gas grill
Pump it up
While the flame is jumping
Pump up the gas grill
Pump it up
Blue flame
Outside in the backyard
Underneath the trees
We’re gonna grill it up
‘Cuz we’ve got burgers
We’ve got weenies
We got the Aunt May
And the Uncle Bob
We’ve got the green peas
And the corn on the cob
Yes the line, the line
The line is very long
And my brother
My brother he’s a slob
The food is piping hot
The beer is icy cold
The coleslaw’s from the deli
And the Jell-O’s in the mold
Dip your chip in my dip, dip
Dip your chip in my dip
Dip your chip in my
Dip your chip in my
Dip your chip in my dip, dip
Pump up the gas grill
Get it going ya
Gotta get the propane full
The coals are hot
The motherfucker grills so
Pump up the gas grill, get it goin’
The citronellas burning
The refrigerators stocked
And the bug zapper is zapping
So this BBQ will rock
All in line
For the beanies and the weenies
Yes the line is long
But the portions ain’t teeny
All in line for the beanies and the weenies
Yes the line is long but the portions ain’t teeny
Come on, kick it, grill it
I don’t care if you spill it
‘Cuz we’re outside
We’re outside, we’re outside
Got the rip ripple chips
And onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips
And onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips
And onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips
And onion dip
Pump up the gas grill
Pump up the gas grill
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
Toast your buns on my
Toast your buns on my
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
Audio posted at 17:05
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For your SST pleasure, may I present:
THE VAGIFOUNTAIN
Please excuse the unkempt nature of the Vagifountain. It appears it is in need of some trimming.
Video posted at 15:25
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08/09/2011
Booty traps, for SST.
(Source: youtube.com)
Video posted at 11:06
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Attention Brief/Boxer-Brief Manufacturers:
It is not physically possible to urinate with your unit bent into the shape of a letter Z.
Therefore, there is very little value added to you including a fly built into your underwear.
Just thought you should know, as apparently nobody has previously told you. I can only assume this is the case seeing as you continue to manufacture apparel that has functions that do not help, and in fact often detract from the overall functionality of your clothing.
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Oh, wait. I’ve just been told you’re not alone in your quest to continue to manufacture asinine “fashion” features into your clothing lines in an attempt to sell more product. My mistake, carry on.
Text posted at 10:06
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30/06/2011
For SST -
Apparently at the very end of the original Teen Wolf movie, one extra exposes himself on film. It was never caught/cut.
(Source: youtube.com)
Video posted at 08:54
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16/06/2011
SST
Tests confirm my vasectomy was officially a complete success, and thus any hanky-panky with the missus from here on out will be conception- AND contraception-free.
Text posted at 11:12
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09/06/2011
360 plays
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Fiona Apple - Paper Bag
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Hunger hurts, and I want him so bad, oh it kills
‘Cause I know I’m a mess he don’t wanna clean up
I got to fold ‘cause these hands are too shaky to hold
Hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love
Audio posted at 14:12
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For SST.
Emma Peel can interrogate me any time.
Video posted at 10:49
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02/06/2011
The Butt.
(Throwback Thursday and possibly also SST?)
I swear some of the funniest and kookiest people in my high school were on the Cross Country and Track teams. Here I am (on the right) with a couple of my teammates, posing with The Butt. The Butt is always pronounced with capital letters and italics.
The Butt was a rubber butt that my teammate sewed into a pair of shorts, with convenient cut-outs for the “cheeks”. Typically, The Butt was brought out at meets and was worn by one of the team members during warmups. It would be a guaranteed attention-getter and usually induced more smiles than Jim Bruer’s Jim Belushi’s Jim Carrey’s Steve Martin’s stand-up comedy routines. Pretty much anyone interested got a chance to wear The Butt at least a couple times during the seasons, although there were surprisingly few takers for the “honor”. I wonder why that was??
Photo posted at 14:19
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31 plays
Poe - Not a Virgin
Also for SST.
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Much better yet
Tell me something dangerous and true
Oh yeah that looks much sexier on you
Audio posted at 13:09
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